Behold. Above is an actual screenshot of the email we received yesterday.
After politely replying to her with some skepticism, we'll just merely state that it took one email for Dorothy to put our cynical minds to rest. She was a pleasure to correspond with and an honor to meet (albeit online). And, we kid you not; she concluded one of her emails with this valediction: "Chuck's grandmother, hereafter known as Chuck's G".